Some people really don't get it

Seriously over the past few days, I have tried to call my mom and she has blown me off every time. I am 30 years old and I still crave attention from my mom. I am lonely, bored and I miss my family. I tried to call her for the THIRD time tonight and she was so absorbed with facebook that she didn't even know what I was talking about on the phone. So I said "evidently facebook is more important than me so I'll let you go". She said "what? OK, love you" to which I sarcastically responded "doubtful" because I knew she wasn't listening. So I change my status update to "feeling misplaced" and she comments on it, like, "Oh do you miss you family". Sometimes I want to take that wine that she practically sips with a nipple on it and smack her upside the head with it. Thanks for ignoring me, mom. AGAIN.